Listen up, here comes the time of the year again. When all the red and whites, plus the ghost of St.Valentine, put your mercury in Lucozade and you get very bad ideas to do very bad things on Valentine’s Day. Because of the care I have for you and there are only so many times one person should get their hearts broken. Below is a quick guide on everything to avoid this Valentine’s Day;
1. Calling Your Ex
You did it last month. You flashed her last week and you’ve been looking to see when she’ll be online on WhatsApp ever since. Please stop. Miracle probably won’t happen on Valentine’s Day. call MTN customer care if you’re feeling lonely just to waste the time off.
2. Never Wear Red and White
Look, we want MET gala, we want Oscars Red Carpet, AMVCA if you can manage it. Go hard or go home.
3. Don’t Go Broke In The Name Of Love
If your lover has been tweeting how he wants a PS 4 for Valentine’s and your money doesn’t is only long enough for brick game; let your account balance dictate the tune. Don’t let your story be one of had thy know.
4. Don’t Get Too Drunk When You’re Out Drinking Alone
Cause you’re single doesn’t mean you should drink and get drunk cause there’s no love for you. Maintain your cool and enjoy your life without thinking of anybody.